Sadie writes: "So many penises—and no instruction manual. Till now."
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By
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"It’s hard to imagine something tinier than a Chihuahua can stir up so many emotions, escapades, steamy page-turners,
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It’s not hard to imagine, however, the penis inspiring such an inane homage as this, which waxes poetic on the queer
penis ("a precocious pickle") vs. the straight penis ("a born comparison shopper"); estimates the amount of semen an average male ejaculates over a 45-year period (30-50 quarts); reveals urinal etiquette ("Shake no more than three times"); lists the tests condom manufacturers perform on their products (including "The Shocker" and "The Wet Dream") and asks men to reflect on what would happen if they didn’t have a penis ("What would I scratch?" wonders Billy from Kenosha). Goofy photos, trivia tidbits, no-brainer sex tips and off-color jokes round out a silly little book that has gag gift written all over it.
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The Penis Book celebrates the male member like nothing else before. So get ready to learn. Laugh. And be downright
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