Think you know everything about penises?
Bet you don't know what hospitals do with foreskins after they've been snipped away. How fortunes were made in the war
against wet dreams. The one song you should never whistle at a urinal. Or the woes of working on a "hopping penis"
assembly
line.
From Publishers Weekly -
"It’s hard to imagine something tinier than a Chihuahua can stir up so many emotions, escapades, steamy page-turners,
phone sex businesses, visits to the shrinks, babies, dirty jokes…" muses Cohen in the opening to his naughty little
giftbook.
It’s not hard to imagine, however, the penis inspiring such an inane homage as this, which waxes poetic on the queer
penis ("a precocious pickle") vs. the straight penis ("a born comparison shopper"); estimates the amount of semen an average male ejaculates over a 45-year period (30-50 quarts); reveals urinal etiquette ("Shake no more than three times"); lists the tests condom manufacturers perform on their products (including "The Shocker" and "The Wet Dream") and asks men to reflect on what would happen if they didn’t have a penis ("What would I scratch?" wonders Billy from Kenosha). Goofy photos, trivia tidbits, no-brainer sex tips and off-color jokes round out a silly little book that has gag gift written all over it.
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The Penis Book celebrates the male member like nothing else before. So get ready to learn. Laugh. And be downright
titillated, too. No matter what your relationship with the penis, The Penis Book has something for everyone.
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MALE ERECTION
The man who made the amateur"Dirty Old Man" male mastubation DVD has offered color photographs of the silhouetts above,
before and after he has achieved an erection. He has requested we provide these photos free, as .jpg e-mail attachments, to
any adult woman wishing to view them. Use the secure shopping cart to order. The photos are FREE, and your name and address
will never be sold or shared with any other person or business.
If you would like these FREE pictures, you will need to let us know. If you want them and have ordered The Penis Book, they will be included as print copies. If you have not
ordered the book they will be sent as .jpg e-mail attachments.
- Robert W. Birch, Ph.D., ACS Certified Sexologist, website host and holder of all
records.
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Two male lovers demonstrate 25 different strokes on each other. Male
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