Think you know everything about penises?
Bet you don't know what hospitals do with foreskins after they've been snipped away. How fortunes were made in the war
against wet dreams. The one song you should never whistle at a urinal. Or the woes of working on a "hopping penis"
assembly
line.
From Publishers Weekly -
"It’s hard to imagine something tinier than a Chihuahua can stir up so many emotions, escapades, steamy page-turners,
phone sex businesses, visits to the shrinks, babies, dirty jokes…" muses Cohen in the opening to his naughty little
giftbook.
It’s not hard to imagine, however, the penis inspiring such an inane homage as this, which waxes poetic on the queer
penis ("a precocious pickle") vs. the straight penis ("a born comparison shopper"); estimates the amount of semen an average male ejaculates over a 45-year period (30-50 quarts); reveals urinal etiquette ("Shake no more than three times"); lists the tests condom manufacturers perform on their products (including "The Shocker" and "The Wet Dream") and asks men to reflect on what would happen if they didn’t have a penis ("What would I scratch?" wonders Billy from Kenosha). Goofy photos, trivia tidbits, no-brainer sex tips and off-color jokes round out a silly little book that has gag gift written all over it.
Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.
The Penis Book celebrates the male member like nothing else before. So get ready to learn. Laugh. And be downright
titillated, too. No matter what your relationship with the penis, The Penis Book has something for everyone.
This hardback book of over 100 pages has a suggested retail price of $12.95. Our price is $10.95, plus $5.00 for Priority
Mail postage.
MALE ERECTION
The man who made the amateur"Dirty Old Man" male mastubation DVD has offered color photographs of the silhouetts above,
before and after he has achieved an erection. He has requested we provide these photos free, as .jpg e-mail attachments, to
any adult woman wishing to view them. Use the secure shopping cart to order. The photos are FREE, and your name and address
will never be sold or shared with any other person or business.
If you would like these FREE pictures, you will need to let us know. If you want them and have ordered The Penis Book, they will be included as print copies. If you have not
ordered the book they will be sent as .jpg e-mail attachments.
- Robert W. Birch, Ph.D., ACS Certified Sexologist, website host and holder of all
records.
ORDER NOW USING OUR SECURE SHOPPING CART
You can also order by e-mail, by typing "Before & After Photos" for the Subject,
and including your full name and age within the text. Questions and comments are always welcome.
RECOURCES ON MALE SEXUALITY
DVDs and Articles on Male Sexuality
Information on the Male G-Spot
Learn about the Male Prostate
Information about a man's pre-ejaculate (pre-cum)
MALE SEXUAL ENDURANCE: A Man's Book about Ejaculatory Control
This web site contains over 400 erotic, educational and exciting pages...
Here are some of the most popular:
The List of Books
The List of Videos & DVDs The list of Articles
The list of Used Books
The list of Used Videos
Vibrators Astroglide Erotic Poetry Erotic Music Erotic Videos
Erotic Photos Erotic Sci Fi Erotic Novel
Exotic Dance
Erotic Massage
Educational Brochures
links
To help you find your way around...
Here are pages that summarize topics:
A summary of all the Bargains
A summary of resources on Female Sexuality
A summary of resources on Premature
Ejaculation
A summary of resources on Oral Sex
A summary of resources on anal sex
A summary of resouces on Sexuality
and Aging
A summary of resources for
Professionals
A summary of E-Books and Articles
A summary of the Freebies on this
site
Find the Fun Stuff
Items costing under $20.00
A summary of the Erotica on this
site
A summary of the CDs and DVDs on this
site
USE THIS
SEARCH FUNCTION
TO FIND TOPICS OF INTEREST ON THIS SITE
ADAM AND EVE:
One of America's leading sellers of quality adult videos, toys, and other playful items
(Note: Another source of wonderful toys is
Babeland.com)
With respect to visual depictions on this website, whether of
actual sexual conduct, simulated sexual content or otherwise, all
persons displayed were at least 18 years of age when said visual
depictions were created.
The records required pursuant to 18 U.S.C. 2257 and 28 C.F.R.
75 are kept by the custodian of records, Robert W. Birch, Ph.D.
18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement
USE THIS
SEARCH FUNCTION
TO FIND TOPICS OF INTEREST ON THIS SITE
