Bob Birch, Limerickologist
Jack of all trades, Master of Pun
There's no fanny that's nicer than Meg's,
As was seen as she reached for the eggs.
And the stock boy is shakin'
As he comes in the bacon,
Having seen where she runs out of legs.
And the manager just had to shutter,
As he splattered all over the butter.
When Meg leaned for the milk,
Her bra made out of silk,
Broke under the weight of her udder.
She stretched for a package of chops,
And the young butcher's fly zipper pops,
And he shakes with a shiver,
As he spurts on the liver,
And the janitor runs for the mops.
And then the security guard,
Felt his member begin to get hard,
As Meg searched through the pies
With a flash of her thighs
That caused him to come in the lard.
She squatted to look at the honey,
A view for which men would pay money.
And a guy by the bread
Saw Meg's slender legs spread
And he came at the sight of her cunny.
Then at check out the lesbian clerk,
Tried focusing just on her work,
As she rang up some chips,
Meg licked her full lips,
And the dyke’s climax made her hips jerk.
The boy pushing the carts in the lot,
Got one hell of a fantastic shot
As Meg bent to unload,
You could hear him explode
And he creamed in his jeans on the spot.
Meg finally got home from the store,
And struggled to get through the door.
When a grocery bag split
She cried out “Oh shit,”
As the eggs and the milk hit the floor.
She stripped naked to keep her dress clean,
And stood where she knew she’d be seen
“Hold the noise down out there,”
Hubby yelled from his chair,
“Move your ass ‘cause I can’t see the screen.”
There’s a moral in here, as you’ll see,
Meg looked great as she bought her green tea.
She was noticed a lot;
By the soups she looked hot,
But at home she’s no match for TV!
© 2001 Robert W. Birch
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