LIMERICK
STORIES

by
Robert W. Birch, Ph.D., Sexologist & Limerickologist
Jack of all Trades, Master of Pun



 

 
Two Weeks of Sex and a Moral to Boot
 
There was a young Mormon named Jack
Who kept thirteen wives in his sack,
     Each wanted their turn,
     ‘Twas too much to learn,
So he numbered each pretty girl’s crack.


Thirteen wives and each wanting something different. Find out how well Jack did in keeping track.

17 verses (or limericks) in all --
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Miss Kitty and the Wild, Wild West
 

In a dance hall in old Carson City,
‘Twas a gal who was known as Miss Kitty.
     Tattooed on her ass
     Were some gunmen with class,
And “Billy the Kid”on a titty.


Miss Kitty was quite popular. Find out who else's name was tattooed on her body, and where.

7 verses -- you pay only .35 cents for an e-mail attachment.

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Jack, Jill, and their Horny Friends
 

That gal who lived up on the hill,
Was balling a fellow named Bill,
     When her husband named Jack
     Snuck into the back,
And buggered the shit out of Jill.


You will meet a lot of characters you met as a child, but this story is definately for adults.

30 verses -- you pay $1.50 for an e-mail attachment.

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Convoluted Tale of a Young Woman's Misfortune
 

A bungling burgler named Jake,
Ran off with the baker's sponge cake,
     But he made a quick stop
     At the town's coffee shop,
And that's where he made his mistake.


Find out how the stealing of a sponge cake causes a young woman great concern.

7 verses -- you pay only 50 cents for an e-mail attachment.

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THE ABOVE LIMERICKS STORIES ARE SOME OF THOSE YOU WILL FIND IN AN EROTIC SAMPLER , ALONG WITH A COLLECTION OF HOT SHORT STORIES AND SOME FUN "DIRTY DITTIES."


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