HUMOROUS, EROTIC, SCIENCE FICTION
AN ADULT SHORT NOVEL
ACKLINTA'S DESIGN FLAW
Some of the pressing questions
this story will answer are:
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Why would it be unwise for an Earth man to have sex
with a Sintutian (Sin tu' tian) female?
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What is the true purpose of the twist in Forsuntian
(For sun' tian) deposit injectors?
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Will a Martian female lay a plutonium egg if she rubs
her four hind legs together?
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Why do some extraterrestrial females avoid swallowing
Tukaclakian (Tu kac lak' ian) slime?
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What two things taste like woumpa berry wine? (Hint ...
one is woumpa berry wine.)
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What Forsutian sexual position is impossible for a
human female?
This short novel of approximately 24,160 words (a novella) is authored by Robert W. Birch. It is available
as an eBook online at Carnal Desires Publishing.
This story combines humor, eroticism, and a visit
from a beautiful extraterrestrial female named Acklinta. Women from her
planet Forsunti tend to be very horny, given they have no way to masturbate.
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FOLLOW FRED'S ADVENTURE AS HE DISCOVERS
THE SECRETS TO MAKING LOVE TO A FORSUNTIAN WOMAN!
WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS EXLICIT ADULT LANGUAGE AND GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS!
The Series
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Copyright 2007 Robert W. Birch
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Acklinta's Competition, Book Two in the Acklinta's Erotic Sci Fi Series, and
Acklinta's Narrow Escape, Book Three, are now available as eBooks and in print.
Acklinta's Return Home is due to be released by
late Fall or early winter, 2008.
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Book Two of the Series
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The first sequel to Acklinta's Design Flaw. In Acklinta's Competition the adventures continue, but our beautiful
Forsuntian female discovers she has competition from two women, each from a different planet and each with a unique sexual
ability. This sequel of approximately 27,290 words is now available.
In this continuation of the erotic sci fi romance you will discover:
- How Fred, Acklinta's human lover, again proves himself a hero.
- What it is about a woman called Lucy that makes her hand-jobs special.
- What happens when a prisoner on Foruniti is accidently teleported to Earth.
- Why it is the woman named Stormy is so protective of her crotch.
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Book Three of the Series
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In ACKLINTA'S NARROW ESCAPE, the third novella in the erotic Acklinta sci fi series, our heroin for the distant
Planet of Forsuni is drugged and kidnaped. Fred, her human lover puts together a search team, consisting of a short round
lavender fellow with curly orange hair and a good-looking well-hung police officer named Dick Long. Dick, whose real name
is Kakluta, also a Forsuntian. He and Acklinta have come to Earth in human fabrications, which are carefully engineered bodies that
house the Forsuntian's total essence, but after multiple upgrades function perfectly as human bodies.
In their search for Acklinta they encounter a security officer who could thwart their efforts.
Fred hesitated and then opened the door. He was surprised when a buzzer sounded and as he stepped in, a young female
security guard approached. Her uniform consisted of a tight brown shirt with the top two buttons unbuttoned. This offered a
nice view of her soft cleavage. Her short tight brown skirt added to the impression that she was better dressed for an
adult costume ball than for guard duty.
Dick volunteers to distract the guard so Fred can sneak the pudgy fellow with the orange hair into the building. At the
conclusion of the search Fred asked Dick how he kept the security guard busy. Dick replied, "She and I had a heart to heart
talk, during which I learned she was married. I guess that's why she limited herself to three orgasms."
The search continues, shots are fired and eventually Acklinta is rescued, narrowly escaping with her life.
In the third in the series you will discover:
- What sex toy Acklinta thinks will help solve a problem of constipation.
- How a foolish sexual affair has put Acklinta in danger.
- What happened when a forest ranger caught Acklinta and Fred making love in the pine forest.
- Why did a Forsuntian in a human fabrication seduce the sexy security guard at a paper mill?
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Book four of the Series
ACKLINTA'S RETURN HOME will conclude this erotic sci fi series. This book is due for publication in the Fall or
early Winter of 2008.
Buy any of the Acklinta books and you will be kept posted on the others in the series.
THE PLACE TO START
Back to the Print Copy of the first in the series, Acklinta's Design Flaw
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BUY ACKLINTA'S DESIGN FLAW AND YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED WHEN EACH SUBSEQUENT BOOK IN THE SERIES IS PUBLISHED.
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ACKLINTA'S RETURN HOME
Fourth and Finalin the Series
Scheduled for Publication in the Winter of 2008
In the final book of the Acklinta erotic sci fi series, Fred will be changing jops and has a month's vacation
in between. He asked Acklinta where she would like to go for a vacation and she immediately suggest they both travel top her
home planet of Forunti. They are able to catch an express flight, taking advantage of a wormhole, and try their hand at
gravity-free sex. Others on the flight also join the Mega Mile High Club.
Once on the planet Acklinta takes Fred on a tour. One of the attractions is a public bath where nudity is the rule. The nude
aliens are easy to identify, but it is harder to distinguish humans from Forsuntians in human fabrications. How would you
know if you saw this couple in the bath?
Fred is surprised to find that he is considered to be a hero on Forsunti. He also is presented with the responsibility of
rescuing the pudgy fellow with the curly orange hair from a band of terrorists.
In this final erotic tale, you will learn:
How to tell the difference between a human and a Forsuntian fabrication.
What special ability did Fred have that helped him track down the terrorists?
If attempting to commandeer a jet scooter on Forunti, what is the best approach?
How should we feel about Acklinta's return home?
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